oh nbd. [yawns] just one direction CASUALLY moving 530,000 copies of midnight memories in the united states….more than DOUBLE the copies of any other artist in the top 5, including eminem…
yeah [buffs nails] their THIRD ALBUM just rocketed to number one in the UK and the US and managed to DEMOLISH their first week sales figures for UAN and TMH…
[flips hair] [smiles charmingly] tell me more about how one direction is meaningless manufactured pop that won’t last another year???
what is the point of gay straight alliances why would i want to be in an alliance with straight people
Because we outnumber you.
I’m not saying it’s fair. I’m saying it’s true.
fruit flies outnumber us too but you don’t see me being in an alliance with them
Fruit flies have very little influence on our lives apart from being a nuisance
not seeing many differences between fruit flies and straight allies
can’t believe it’s the 50th anniversary of dentist what today
I think you mean physician where
I’m pretty sure its nurse why
Wasn’t it optomitrist when?
I thought it was chiropractor to what extent.
Hold on guys. It totally was dermatologist how.
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